Episode 13

Tanner gives an update on the ICE saga. In short, he’s a moron. Chris is back from Europe and he’s here to say something profound: Europe is Europe. Chris was quizzed about Canadian gun laws at the border while Tanner was given the third degree about his job. Arby’s has a new off-the-menu sandwich called the Meat Mountain, and it’s exactly what you think it is. Chris reports on what the local news in Ferguson, MO is concerned with – breastfeeding. Chris and Tanner go down a dark, dark path thinking about the possibility – however abhorrent and remote – that a woman, at some point in history, has been, ahem, ‘excited’ by a baby during breastfeeding. Chris and Tanner play a game of Chart Toppers focused on the biggest movies and singles of this week in the years 1988-90, and finish up the show wondering where the Barbarian Twins are and what their own celebrity monikers would be.

Music courtesy of Emperor X

Run Time: 1 hour 4 minutes

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Episode 12

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Welcome to the Yuck Factory everyone – your number one source for goofs, gaffs, chuckles, and laughs. Chris went to the bar and made fast friends…again. Tanner marvels at Chris’ desire to talk to strangers, and Chris was punished by the great lord above by having to look at a random woman’s vagina pics for it. Meanwhile, Tanner spent the weekend in Skyrim. Two dicks kicked a squirrel off the Grand Canyon and Chris and Tanner are horrified but also try to understand their uncomfortable laughter when reading the story. Tanner can’t believe no one is talking about Obama admitting that the US tortured people in the wake of 9/11 and thinks it exposes the myths of democracy. Yeah, so this is a comedy show? The show ends with the return of Chris and Tanner’s favorite game Chart Toppers. This time they must guess the top music singles and movies at the box office this weekend in 1985-87.

Music courtesy of Emperor X and Jeremy Soule with some Back to the Future soundtrack and Peter Cetera karaoke for good measure

Run Time: 1 hour 10 minutes

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Episode 8

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Tanner brings back a fashion report from The American South from capri pants to “action sandals.” He also got hit on outside a bathroom by a woman that looked like a Real Housewives cast member. Chris went to the DMV and loves old people who dress up to do mundane things. Tanner and Chris’ friends from the Extra Secret Podcast asked on Twitter about the origins of the “good sized bowl” that Chris’ mom requests her water-destined lemon wedges to be placed in, and Chris gives some clarification. In the news, Monty Python is reuniting but it sounds disappointing. Chris also offers his history of sketch comedy. China has created a sperm extraction machine for guys having trouble coming up (get it?) with a sample. Chris debuts his new game Rank and File and challenges Tanner to rank 12 of the biggest action stars of the 80s and 90s in terms of the cumulative toughness of their characters.

Music courtesy of Emperor X

Run Time: 1 hour 13 minutes

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Totally Tanner: Volume 2

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Tanner watched Firefly and thought about how he and Nathan Fillion were dying. He proposes that the true sign of a good date is if you stare into the void and both think the date was a disaster afterward. He went to E3 and had a bad AirBnB experience that forced him to take a sponge bath. E3 recreates high school and the press conferences are full of fanboys. And while Microsoft put on the better show at E3, he thinks Sony had the better stuff. Strangest of all: Nintendo has a killer 2015 ahead.

Music courtesy of Miami Nights 1984 and Boards of Canada

Run Time: 41 minutes

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