More angry ranting with caps LOCKED.

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PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY SHOUTING AT WOMEN IN WHEELCHAIRS IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE WHITE GUYS MAKE MILLION DOLLAR SALARIES

Chris
LET’S GET BACK TO THE FUCKING POLIS

NO MORE OF THIS PRIVILEGE SHIT

IT’S INCONCEIVABLE

AND WHY AREN’T THE CHRISTIANS COMING OUT IN DROVES

THE ANSWER

THEY’RE IN BED WITH CAPITALISTS

THEY’VE DISCOVERED A MODEL THAT BRINGS THEM WEALTH

T
YEP CORPORATE CHRISTIANITY

C
IF JESUS RETURNS THEY’RE FUCKED

HE’LL SIDE WITH US

T
WE WILL BE AT JESUS’S SIDE

AND HEADS WILL EXPLODE

HE’LL BE LIKE, “YOU KNOW WHAT? SO FUCKING WHAT IF YOU DIDNT BELIEVE IN ME. I ADMIT, THE EVIDENCE FUCKING SUCKED. BUT SOMEHOW YOU ATHEIST HEATHENS EMBODY MY TEACHINGS MORE THAN THESE GOD DAMN SHITHEADS FILLING UP ANGELS STADIUM AND GETTING ‘BORN AGAIN’ SO THEY CAN CONTRIBUTE THEIR FAMILY’S MONEY TO BUILDING A NEW CHURCH SOUND SYSTEM.”

C
YEAH WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE

AND THE RETRIBUTION WILL BE SWIFT AND COMFORTING HAHA

IT WILL FEEL SO GREAT

AS A CHRISTIAN, I SIMPLY WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU RECONCILE THE IDEA THAT IF YOUR SAVIOR EXISTED TODAY YOU WOULD DENY HIM HEALTH CARE HAHAHA