IM Conversation #3: Balloon Boy

Chris

OKAY. YOU’RE TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT THIS BALLOON NONSENSE.

IT’S ALL PEOPLE ARE FACEBOOKING.

C

MEANWHILE, I THINK THEY FORGET THE FACT THAT IT’S EVERY KIDS’ FUCKING DREAM TO DO THIS.

EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO HATE THE PARENTS NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT FAMILY JUST MADE THAT KID’S DAY.

NOW HE MAY DIE.

BUT WHAT A FUCKING AWESOME WAY TO GO.

Tanner

IT’S THE EQUIVALENT OF CARRADINE PEACING HIMSELF OUT WHILE WACKING IT.

C

YEAH, EXACTLY.

THIS KID IS UP IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW GOING, “WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”

AND IT’S BECAUSE HE LOVES EVERY MINUTE OF THIS.

T

I BET SOME CAMERA FOOTAGE WILL SURFACE SHOWING THE KID FALLING TO HIS DEATH WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE AND A MIDDLE FINGER TO THE AIR.

TOO BAD THOUGH. JUST GOT WORD FROM THE POPE…

HE’S GOING TO HELL…

NEVER BAPTISED.

C

GODDAMN IT

WELL NOW THAT FAMILY NEEDS TO BE CHASTISED.

T

BAPTISMS WOULD BE SO MUCH MORE FUN IF PIRANHA WERE IN THE WATER.

C

HAHAHAHA