Tanner talks about how some shitheads tried to scam him and failed miserably.

In the news: Carly Simon may have finally reveal who is “so vain,” mom runs through a school with a sword, Jesus has revealed himself in a pizza bucket, smart people are atheists and other cool things, and Utah tries to criminalize miscarriage.

In culture: Tanner reviews Bioshock 2.

In humor: Tanner and Chris introduce a BRAND NEW Wild Card segment based on plots of crappy films.

Runtime: 1 hour 14 minutes

Music provided by Right on Wagner.