Tanner rants about people trying to find “the one” and religious geographic bias.

In the news: Mel Gibson just needs to give up and become a super villain, Christine O'Donnell exposes Tea Party hypocrisy, wind could have parted the Red Sea, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert prepare a response to Glenn Beck, and Bill Murray is 60.

In culture: Tanner reviews Machete and Chris reviews a Dave Bazan concert.

In humor: Chris and Tanner construct their Noah’s Arks of sci-fi technology.

Runtime: 1 hour 30 minutes.