In the news: North Korea attacks South Korea, an old horror movie set fools cops, FLYING SNAKES, 88 year old man shoots his wife of 70 years, and the views of the tea party are radically different than the rest of the country.

In culture: DDL is playing Lincoln, Darren Aronofsky is directing a Wolverine film, and Elder Scrolls V is in development.

In humor: Chris and Tanner roast another chain email. This one is titled “Sack Lunch.”

Runtime: 1 hour 16 minutes