It wasn't easy, but we managed to find enough material from the first 20 episodes to make a greatest hits compilation.

So what are you in for?

1:12 Garrison Keillor
2:25 Drunk dad at Metallica concert
8:35 The Tastee Freez from "Jack and Diane"
21:48 Umbrella theft rant
27:06 The Great Towel Debate
38:22 Chris burps
43:49 Love/Hate Newlywed Game
1:08:29 Chris breaks down

Music by Haunted House and Right on Wagner