In the news: First, Tanner shows Chris Megan Fox’s toe thumbs and asks him if it detracts from her hotness. Then Chris discusses a man falling to his death in a vat of chocolate, two men who managed to compile 42 tons of trash, the British NHS telling kids to have sex, and Barbara Cargill, creationist moron, getting elected to a board of education in Texas.
In culture: Chris reviews the Grand Canyon and Arkansas Hot Springs. Tanner reviews Super Spy by Matt Kindt.
In humor: Tanner and Chris embark on a Time Trial segment covering the childhood past time of “playing guns.”
Runtime: 1 hour 3 minutes
Music provided by Right on Wagner and Darling Imperial.