Live to Train Wreck

September 10, 2014 by Tanner

This episode is a a disaster. Only listen if you’re into self-sabotage, deep despair, and uncomfortable jokes.

Here’s some key points:

Depression. Failure. World of Warcraft. Darkness. Meaninglessness. Olive Garden. Not achieving your goals. Or dreams. Realizing you’re talentless. Penis homes. Despondency. Sorrow. Bleakness. 9/11. War. Revenge. Calling it quits on life and what not.

Music courtesy of Emperor X

Run Time: 1 hour 38 minutes

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Episode 9

July 15, 2014 by Tanner

Tanner issues a challenge to all amateur sleuths out there to figure out the Jeff Goldblum movie involved in his ascent to manhood. Chris went full hermit for awhile and is surprisingly sad about the death of Doink the Clown of WWF fame. Tanner saw The Goonies even though he was annoyed that his girlfriend was late. How? He now has amazing new relationship and conflict resolution skills thanks to watching MTV’s Teen Mom. A woman left her contacts in too long and an amoeba burrowed into her eye. An older guy soiled himself while waiting on the tarmac for a flight form Philadelphia to SF and refused to get off the plane. Chris and Tanner try to determine who is the most nostalgic man in America in the second edition of Nostalgia Duel – warning this one gets a little dark.

Music courtesy of Emperor X

Run Time: 1 hour 22 minutes

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Totally Tanner: Volume 2

June 12, 2014 by Tanner

Tanner watched Firefly and thought about how he and Nathan Fillion were dying. He proposes that the true sign of a good date is if you stare into the void and both think the date was a disaster afterward. He went to E3 and had a bad AirBnB experience that forced him to take a sponge bath. E3 recreates high school and the press conferences are full of fanboys. And while Microsoft put on the better show at E3, he thinks Sony had the better stuff. Strangest of all: Nintendo has a killer 2015 ahead.

Music courtesy of Miami Nights 1984 and Boards of Canada

Run Time: 41 minutes

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Episode 6

June 03, 2014 by Tanner

Chris got a speeding ticket and wonders if he’s now been suckered into some scheme by the city of Detroit to torture him for all eternity. Tanner wonders if Chris was going so fast he traveled in time. Chris is also prepping for his upcoming European trip by watching videos of gypsies thieving and plane crashes. Tanner enjoys how student debt removes any joy of getting a raise by adjusting and keeping him in a life of financial precarity.There was a conference for alien abductees and Chris and Tanner ponder the peculiar mindset of someone who believes they’ve been visited by aliens. Burger King is changing its slogan after 40 years and it’s a good example of the hellscape of 21st century life. The show closes with a brand new game called Chart Toppers where Chris and Tanner must guess the biggest hit movies and songs of the early 90s.

Music courtesy of Emperor X and Silk.

Photo credit Alicia Holder

Run Time: 1 hour 11 minutes

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Episode 3

April 29, 2014 by Tanner

Chris gave his latest squeeze his letterman’s jacket so you know what that means – time to meet the parents. Tanner wonders why he has no friends and his social life is in ruins. Is it him? Graduate school? Masculinity? Old people at CVS are a whole different breed. Easter is the worst holiday next to Columbus Day. It’s tornado season. What countries and states are plagued by the most ‘nados? We have your answer. We also think about how a young, fake-Reebok-Pump-wearing Chris would’ve coped with a tornado. The final segment debuts a brand new game that exposes just how astoundingly, disturbingly, pathologically nostalgic Chris and Tanner are as they face off seeing if there’s any word in the dictionary they can’t nostalgize.

Music courtesy of Emperor X and Tom Cochrane.

Run Time: 1 hour 20 minutes

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